Astrology doesn’t just mean finding all of your positive traits and focusing on them. Astrology can help us identify a lot of things about ourselves, including our negative traits.
What Your Astrologer Didn’t Tell You
Astrology doesn’t just mean finding all of your positive traits and focusing on them. Astrology can help us identify a lot of things about ourselves, including our negative traits. This isn’t going to be pretty. Astrologically speaking, we all have a less-than-perfect side. As you will soon see, there is no white without black, no sunshine without rain, and no yin without yang. Thank heaven for that.
Aries: Rams have horns for a reason. They may not like using them, but they’re certainly not afraid to. Secretly you’re wishing everyone would read this just so they could avoid having to find out firsthand. Don’t take the ram for granted.
Taurus: You’re as stubborn as the bull that represents your sign. Whose totem, incidentally, was chosen thousands of years ago when the first china shop opened and closed all in the same day.
Gemini: What can you say about someone with multiple personalities? Not much, when you don’t know what (or who) to expect next. Being psychically sensitive would come in handy here.
Cancer: You side-step confrontations and procrastinate dealing with issues. You should wear a mood ring just to warn people whether it’s safe to approach you or not. Doppler has yet to come up with a warning system for your changeable kind of weather.
Leo: You’re all sugar and spice until someone deliberately sticks a thorn in your paw. Though your prey may think you’re being gracious, welcoming them into your lair, they’ll soon learn of the lioness’ motives as you maneuver them right into your trap. Thwack!
“By knowing what your partner is made of astrologically, you can better gauge your relationship.” – Psychic Quinn ext. 5484
Virgo: When the life veers from the blueprint even slightly, your internal combustion engine fires off some serious sparks. Outwardly, you’re more passive than aggressive. Inside, you’re like a slow cooker, stewing in your own juices for however long it takes.
Libra: Though the scales are best when balanced, truth is they lean to one side or the other more often than they stay on an even keel. When leaning one way, you’re all good manners and a barrel of laughs. When leaning the other way, you’re the love child of Dean Martin and Courtney Love.
Scorpio: You’re a rouge superhero, able to see through people and read minds. The darker side of you is quite comfortable in its mask and cape. You strike with the precision of a well-timed punch line. They never see it coming.
Sagittarius: Normally jovial and playful, when the centaur suspects something underfoot, you develop hoof-in-mouth disease. You can’t help but share your two cents worth, right or wrong.
Capricorn: You’re the mystical sea goat. While the goat always aims for the top of the mountain, your sea legs can keep you from getting there. Yes, Capricorn, the one who should fear you the most is you.
“Astrology brings so much to the table, it gives you the personality, likes and dislikes of a person. Their nature is uncovered and if it is not a match for you, it can be worked around to make it work.” – Quinn ext. 5484
Aquarius: You’re not a water sign, but the water bearer; a humanitarian at heart. The faucet was invented by an Aquarian’s spouse to symbolize your unpredictable temperament; the way you run from hot to cold in a heartbeat.
Pisces: You’re compassionate about helping others. Though genuine in your need to assist, you prefer when it means you get a piece of the proverbial worm. The fish can be far more cunning than altruistic.
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