The Way to a Woman’s Heart

Is Through Her Stomach

It has long been said that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. This has prompted me to ask the question, what about the women? I mean, you’ve got to eat too. As it turns out, there are all kinds of studies going on to find ways to seduce women. So far, we’ve decided that flowers make a women more likely to say “yes.” The smells of Good & Plenty candy and baby powder make her horny (actual study), chocolate persuades her to fall in love, cherries make her mojo slump and macaroni and cheese… well, that just makes her feel damn good.

The Enteric Nervous System

As it turns out, there is a lot of research confirming the existence of a higher intelligence, known as the Enteric Nervous System (ENS). This portion of the intestine has been touted as the lower brain of the body, and appears to be a whole lot smarter than a man’s “lower brain.” The ENS not only communicates the uncomfortable feeling of eating a large bean burrito, but can influence the upper brain, affecting a woman’s mood, learning and memory. In a sense, what a guy puts in his partner’s gut may have a lot more influence over his love life than he realizes.

Sometimes a woman’s ENS and her brain do not agree, and this is only apparent if a woman makes a habit of paying attention to that grumbling going on down below. Let’s say that a women meets a guy outside of a flower shop and the sight of all those colorful roses makes her giddy and receptive to his advances. As he walks away she begins to sweat and notices a slight butterfly feeling in her stomach. While this is known to be the common symptoms of  budding love, some researchers claim it is actually the ENS disagreeing with the decision her brain just made to let him walk away. In other words, it is signaling for her to realize her mistake.

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The Brain/Stomach Love Connection

The stomach may have more to do with our decisions about love than we realize. With this in mind, there must be a way a guy can use this to his advantage. The magic elixir goes a little something like this: A sexy, female chimpanzee is minding her business, hanging out in a tree and eating bugs. A hot, studly chimp swings by with a juicy slab of red colobus monkey steak, hands it to her sheepishly, then sits a few feet away as she scarfs it down. When mating season rolls around guess which male is going to be the apple of her eye?

Researchers have simplified this behavior to be a simple exchange of meat for sex. However, what has also been noted is this exchange will usually take place over the long-term. This is a mutually beneficial act of enjoying each others “gifts” and is seen in many other animals species, including humans. A man who can provide a delectable meal for a woman has a good chance of ending up with her.

A Message to the Cook

Think you can’t cook? Well, sure you can. Cooking is a great date idea. You share some wine, laughs, tastes and playful touching. We don know that there is a close connection between food, sex and love. These elements are not only required for our survival, but they offer a host of shared senses including tastes, smells and tactile sensations.

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I asked Dean McDermott, the actor, producer, father of five, husband to Tori Spelling and winner of the Rachel vs. Guy: Celebrity Cook-Off, to give us guys a few pointers on two easy meal ideas. These should wind their way through any woman’s belly, and hopefully end up at least somewhere in the vicinity of her heart.

Easy Bachelor Recipes to Impress the Ladies

A simple, home-cooked dinner date that any bachelor can handle is a grilled fontina cheese sandwich with prosciutto and basil on a ciabatta bun. For bonus points, serve this with a wild arugula salad tossed in a light vinaigrette. If you consider yourself beyond grilled cheese and want to try something slightly more challenging, her prehistoric ENS will probably enjoy pan-seared duck breast with a fig sauce. Dean recommends serving the duck on a bed of arugula (you can tell Dean has a thing for arugula), and with a side of potato raclette (melted gruyere cheese, boiled fingerling potatoes and cornichons).

“It’s out of this world,” says Dean. “And is sure to impress the ladies.”

Thanks Dean, we’ll let you know how it goes.

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